King…..

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

fwiffo:

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

literally the future

heatedtable:

lackadayandliquored:

gogoatse:

goldenclitoris:

fuck the police

fuck the police

^It’s fucking stupid when people say fuck the police.  Sure, some may be assholes, but think about it, who do people call when they’re in danger, and who helps America recover during event like the boston bombings and 9/11 

that maybe true but i’m v sure that they were trying to imply that they want to fuck the shit out of this police officer.

Baekhyun in 늑대와 미녀 (Wolf)

hunhansbubbleteashop:

bunnyaimee:

Im literally sitting here laughing my head off almost crying at this xD

copslay:

oh man im nearly out of toilet pap-

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